If you’ll excuse me, I feel a random rant coming after updating my Songbird version and reading a Galaxy S III review today:

Fuck curved organic lines, Fuck glossy pastel colors, Fuck smooth color gradients, Fuck UI minimalism, fuck feel-good please-everyone looks and feels. Fuck modern design. Apple, this is all your fault, so FUCK YOU.

Give me straight lines and aggressive angles, give me neon-on-black, give me two thousand settings to play with, give me tech that looks intimidating, dare I say manly, for fuck’s sake.

ENOUGH OF THIS PANSY-LOOKING SHIT. MODERN TECH IS AWESOME, LET ME ENJOY THE SHEER SEX-APPEAL OF IT.